Ladies and Gentlemen,
welcome to a poll that may decide the future of vegetables as we know them.
There are two candidates for the highest office of the Divided States of Vegetables (DSV),
Donalduin Trumpiflower and Shandillary Broccolinton.
Donalduin Trumpiflower is pro gnome, pro Undead and, you may have guessed, pro Cauliflower.
He is strongly against green vegetables of all kind, but especially broccoli.
To him white vegetables, especially cauliflower and white turnips, are superior to those of color.
Shandillary Broccolinton is anti-gnome, anti Undead, strongly pro broccoli and against cauliflower.
Her favorite kind of vegetables are non-white ones.
Who do you choose?
You also may choose to withhold your vote for the moment and see if the candidates have anything new to add or elaborate their points of view.
The candidate with the most votes will become president of the DSV on 8th November 2016.
Note: This is a fun poll. If you're not in the mood for some lighthearted fun then you may reconsider participating here.
Disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the
products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons,
living or dead or Undead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
welcome to a poll that may decide the future of vegetables as we know them.
There are two candidates for the highest office of the Divided States of Vegetables (DSV),
Donalduin Trumpiflower and Shandillary Broccolinton.
Donalduin Trumpiflower is pro gnome, pro Undead and, you may have guessed, pro Cauliflower.
He is strongly against green vegetables of all kind, but especially broccoli.
To him white vegetables, especially cauliflower and white turnips, are superior to those of color.
Shandillary Broccolinton is anti-gnome, anti Undead, strongly pro broccoli and against cauliflower.
Her favorite kind of vegetables are non-white ones.
Who do you choose?
You also may choose to withhold your vote for the moment and see if the candidates have anything new to add or elaborate their points of view.
The candidate with the most votes will become president of the DSV on 8th November 2016.
Note: This is a fun poll. If you're not in the mood for some lighthearted fun then you may reconsider participating here.
Disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the
products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons,
living or dead or Undead, or actual events is purely coincidental.