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NPC Limericks

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I thought it would be fun to write some limericks about the NPCs found in the Baldur's Gate series. Since that form is usually identified with bawdier material I tried to stay true to that while adhering to the PG-13 nature of the forum. So my goal is for them to work on 2 levels. Basically, if you have a sick mind you can take them in a sick way, but they won't be overly overt in nature. Double entendres abound.

I'll start with these 3:

Alora

There once was a thief named Alora
with toes from which hair bloomed like flora.
One night while she rested
her mange was molested
by a very unlucky angora.

Dynaheir

An insatiable Rashemi witch
used and unidentified wand on her itch.
But each time she scratched
a level was snatched
since it was crafted with bones from a lich.

Jaheira

In the farmlands around Baldur's Gate
Jaheira equipped Ankheg plate
As mating calls trilled
the druidess thrilled
and said Nature's servant awaits.


Feel free to add your own limericks/poems.

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